Sorry jaan, main gadha hu π΄, par tumhara wala gadha hu. Gusse me jo bola wo dimaag se nahi, khaali pet se bola tha. Bhookh lagi thi na, isliye dimaag kaam nahi kiya. Maaf kar do na, warna ye gadha ro ro ke poora mohalla jaga dega. Tumhara cute gadha BF. Sorry na! π
Jaan, maaf kar do na warna... Main tumhare ghar ke neeche loudspeaker leke aa jaunga aur chillake bolunga 'I AM SORRY MERI JAAN' π Padosi kya sochenge? Ki tumhara BF kitna cute pagal hai. Toh please, izzat bachane ke liye hi maaf kar do na! Tumhara drama king BF.
Theek hai, tum jeeti, main haara π³οΈ, ab toh has do na! Ladai me main haar gaya, tum jeet gayi, trophy tumhari, medal tumhara, bas mera dil wapas de do. Sorry jaan, tumhari jeet me hi meri jeet hai. Ab toh maaf kar do na, tumhari cute si jeet! Tumhara hara hua par pyaara BF.
Sorry jaan, mera dimaag us time network area se bahar tha π΅, isliye galat bol diya. Ab network me aa gaya hu, full 5G pyaar ke saath. Maaf kar do na, warna main lifetime ke liye no network ho jaunga. Tumhara network-less BF, ab full signals ke saath. Sorry! π
Sorry jaan, maaf kar do, main tumhe chocolate dunga π«, ice-cream dunga, golgappe dunga, jo bologi wo dunga. Bas ek baar has do na, tumhari ek hasi ke liye main poori dukaan khareed lunga. Tum meri jaan ho, aur jaan ko kaun dukh deta hai? Main toh pagal hu jo de diya. Maaf kar do na, chocolate queen! Tumhara chocolate chor BF.
Meri jaan, mere paas sorry ka bhandar hai, le lo jitne chahiye β sorry 1, sorry 2, sorry 100, sorry 1000 π Bol do kitne sorry chahiye? Main gin gin ke de dunga, bas maaf kar do na. Tumhari narazgi mere liye mehenga pad rahi hai, sorry bol bol ke thak gaya hu. Tumhara sorry wala BF.
Dekho jaan, kaan pakad ke sorry bol raha hu π, murga ban ke sorry bol raha hu, uthak-baithak kar ke sorry bol raha hu. Aur kya karu? Bata do, main kar dunga, bas maaf kar do na. Tum roothi toh meri saansein ruk gayi, par ab funny karke hasa raha hu taki saansein wapas aa jaye. Maaf kar do na, tumhari murga BF! π
Jaan, maine Google pe search kiya 'GF ko kaise manaye' β Google bola 'Sorry bol de gadhe' π Toh main aa gaya, sorry bolne, gadha banke, cute wala gadha jo sirf tumhara hai. Google ki sun li, ab tum bhi sun lo na, maaf kar do na! Tumhara Google wala BF.
Sorry jaan, main drama queen hu, tum drama king ho, dono milke daily daily ka serial bana dete hain π Aaj ka episode: 'BF ne sorry bola, GF ne maaf kiya, aur dono has pade' Toh ye episode ka happy ending kar de na, maaf kar do! Tumhari drama queen, tumhara BF.
Jaan, lo sorry ka paratha kha lo, sorry ki chutney ke saath π, sorry ka juice pee lo. Maine poora sorry ka thali saja di hai tumhare liye, bas kha lo aur maaf kar do na. Bhookhe ko khana khila do, naraz GF ko hasa do. Tumhara chef BF.
Sorry jaanu, main gadhi hu, par tumhari wali gadhi hu π₯Ί Gusse me jo bola dimaag se nahi, dil ke dard se bola tha. Maaf kar do na, warna ye gadhi ro ro ke baadh la degi. Tumhara cute gadhi GF. Sorry na!
Jaanu, lo joota mar lo, chappal mar lo, belan mar lo, par maaf kar do na π Tum maroge bhi toh pyaar se maroge, aur main khushi khushi kha lunga. Bas ek baar has do na, tumhari hasi ke liye main kuch bhi seh lunga. Tumhari maar khane wali GF.
Theek hai baba, tum jeete, main haari, ab toh maan jao na! Tumhari jeet, meri haar, dono me pyaar hi pyaar. Sorry bol diya, ab toh gale laga lo na! Tumhara haara hua BF nahi, haari hui GF π
Sorry jaanu, tum meri Maggi ho, 2 minute me gussa, 2 minute me pyaar π Tum rooth gaye toh meri Maggi thandi ho gayi, ab garam kar do na apni hasi se. Maaf kar do na, tumhari Maggi wali GF. Sorry, with extra masala pyaar!
Jaanu, maaf nahi karoge toh main tumhe kidnap kar lungi, apne dil me hamesha ke liye band kar dungi π Phir roz sorry bolungi, roz manaaungi. Toh better hai abhi maan jao, warna kidnap pakka! Tumhari kidnapper GF.
Sorry jaan π₯Ίππ, galti ho gayi π, maaf kar do na π, please na π, has do na π, love you π Pura emoji ka dictionary bhej diya, ab toh maaf kar do na! Emoji se zyada pyaar hai tumse. Tumhara emoji wala love.
Jaan, maine sorry ka auto book kiya hai, wo tumhare dil tak aa raha hai, horn baja raha hai pee-pee sorry sorry π Gate khol do na apne dil ka, auto ko andar aane do, sorry ko accept kar lo. Tumhara auto driver BF.
Sorry jaan, mera dimaag ka wifi disconnect ho gaya tha, isliye galat bol diya πΆ Ab reconnect ho gaya hu, full speed pyaar ke saath. Maaf kar do na, warna main hamesha ke liye offline ho jaunga. Tumhara wifi wala BF.
Meri jaan, maine sorry ki factory khol li hai tumhare liye, roz naya sorry produce karunga, bas maaf kar do na π Factory ka naam: 'Jaan ki maafi factory' β owner tum, worker main. Tumhara factory worker BF.
Jaan, main Tom hu, tum Jerry ho, roz ladte hain par pyaar bhi utna hi karte hain π±π Aaj Tom ne galti ki, Jerry gussa hai, par Tom sorry bol raha hai cute face ke saath. Maaf kar do na meri Jerry! Tumhara Tom.
Doctor ne kaha hai mujhe tumhari hasi ki zarurat hai, warna main mar jaunga π· Please doctor ki baat maan lo, maaf kar do, ek baar has do, meri jaan bacha lo. Tumhari hasi hi meri dawa hai jaan. Tumhara beemar BF.
Chalo jaan, ladai khatam, chai peete hain β, tumhari favourite wali, adrak wali, pyaar wali. Chai ke saath sorry bhi dunga, biscuit ke saath pyaar bhi. Maaf kar do na, chai thandi ho rahi hai! Tumhara chai wala BF.
Jaan, main popat ban gaya hu, roz 'sorry sorry' bolta rehta hu π¦ Popat ko maaf kar do na, warna ye popat roz tumhe tang karega. Tumhara popat BF.
Jaan, main sorry ka bhikari hu, maafi ka bhik maang raha hu, de do na ek maafi ki bheekh ππ Bhikari ko khali haath mat bhejo, ek maafi de do. Tumhara bhikari BF.
Sorry jaan, gussa chhodo, pyaar pe aao, main tumhara hu, tum meri ho, bas khatam π Itna simple hai, itna pyaara hai, maaf kar do na! Tumhara simple sa BF.
Tum aloo, main samosa, tum chai, main biscuit, hum dono ka joda superhit π Aloo bina samosa adhoora, waise hi tumhare bina main adhoora. Maaf kar do na mere aloo! Tumhara samosa.
Jaan, maine sorry ka rocket launch kiya hai, seedha tumhare dil pe ja raha hai π, 3..2..1.. sorry! Rocket ko accept kar lo na, warna dil pe blast ho jayega pyaar ka. Tumhara rocket scientist BF.
Dhol baja ke bol raha hu, nagada baja ke bol raha hu, sorry jaan, maaf kar do na! π₯ Poore mohalle ko pata chal gaya main kitna sorry hu, ab tum bhi maan jao na! Tumhara dhol wala BF.
Jaan, maine sorry ki dukaan khol li hai, free me sorry bat raha hu, le lo na ek sorry, do sorry, pura dabba le lo π Dukaan ka naam: Tumhari Narazgi, Meri Sorry. Tumhara dukaan wala BF.
Sorry bolna pyaar hai, maaf karna usse bada pyaar hai, aur tum toh pyaar ki dukaan ho π Toh maaf kar do na meri pyaar ki dukaan! Tumhara customer BF.
Sorry jaanu π₯Ί, gussa thook do, mujhe apna lo, main tumhara hu, tum meri ho. Tum roothi toh main toota, tum hasi toh main jhooma. Ab has do na! Tumhara jaanu.
Chalo jaan, fight khatam, patchup karte hain, hasi mazaak karte hain, pyaar karte hain π Ladai me time waste, pyaar me life best. Maaf kar do na! Tumhara patchup wala BF.
Dekho jaan, sorry ka magic β main sorry bola, tum hasi, aur ladai gayab! πͺβ¨ Chalo magic karte hain, maaf kar do na! Tumhara jadugar BF.
Has ke maaf kar do na jaan, hasi toh phasi, aur tum toh meri hasi ho π Tum hasi toh main bhi hasa, tum roothi toh main bhi roya. Ab has do na, phasa lo na apne pyaar me! Tumhara hasa hua BF.
Meri jaan, final funny sorry β main idiot hu, par tumhara wala cute idiot hu jo sirf tumse pyaar karta hai. Galti ho gayi, maanta hu, par tum bhi toh meri ho, maaf kar do na. Tumhari ek smile se meri duniya wapas aa jayegi. Tum roothi toh meri dhadkan ruk gayi, tum hasi toh meri duniya jhoom gayi. Ab has do na jaan, please! Sorry jaan, with full pyaar + full drama + full funny. Tumhara hi, sirf tumhara, hamesha ke liye tumhara, tumhara funny wala BF/GF. πβ€οΈ